This is hilarious. It’s a compilation of all the annoying phrases and buzzwords entrepreneurs over-use. An all-too common problem with being an entrepreneur is that after a while you begin to believe your own bullshit. This is especially true of those involved in pitching investors for money.
I am an entrepreneur
I am a serial entrepreneur
I am hiring rockstars
I am also hiring ninjas
I am raising a round
I have enough runway to hire more ninjas
I think success is all about who you hire
I think failure is important
I only hire people who have failed once before
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I am pivoting into something more local
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I am pivoting into something more social
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I am pivoting into something more mobile
I am looking for seed funding for my new company
I am a serial entrepreneur